An AL2 bedtime story

This is the story of a little boy called S007PS who once tried to play in an online racing league. When S007PS started at Silverstone he had that little glint in his eye and he raced hard throughout and finished in a respectable 5th position. S007PS was so happy he couldn't wait for the next race in Germany. S007PS raced his little heart out in Germany and despite many of his racing friends getting lost in the forest and being unable to find the track S007PS got his first podium of the season. His second podium soon followed at Hungary as he was so close to being on the big boy step but fell just short.

His luck couldn't last forever though and at Belgium the evil Irish driver tried to destroy all the good little drivers that lined up that day and S007PS could only finish ninth but all the other drivers fought off that demon and he was never to be seen again. So on he went to Italy hopeful that his luck might turn and despite other evil drivers trying to ruin the day S007PS finished in a strong fourth place and hoped this was a sign of things to come.

On he went to Singapore a track that liked to eat cars and it was here that S007PS was targeted by the evil gearbox gremlin who fed S007PS to the evil track. S007PS fought valiantly to survive and make it to Japan but waht he didn't realise was that the gremlin had hidden himself in the engine compartment and at Japan the gremlin struck again ruining S007PS' race. Again S007PS fought valaiantly to survive until Korea but again it wasn't enough and the gremlin once again claimed his victim.

S007PS was running out of strength and at India he made one last attempt to beat the gremlin but all his summoned strength was not enough and the gremlin claimed his victim for the final time. S007PS fought bravely but in the end was defeated and was trapped in the underworld of failed racers. To this day S007PS still lives there hoping that one day he may be free and rejoin all his racing friends in AL2 and on a quiet track his friends can still here his voice in the distance saying "Save me.............."

The End

This is just Tragic,   more of a nightmare then a bedtime story. I feel the only way to respond to this is by way of a limerick of some sort?!?

So here goes (cough)

There was a chap called tallboy
who wrote a story about S007PS,
apparently a 'Small boy?'  

2 podiums, 5 races, load of points , no prob..
then 4 races in a row 'lost connection'
so, shut your gob!

As for the 'gremlins' that lurk within his car,
BE WARNED! & take heed as a 'gremlin' is
never too far!

S007PS DID persevere & soldiered on thru,
but then called it quits racing in AL2,

However ,in light of this story
Resillant S007PS still searches in hope of some glory,

So to prove tallboy's
'Small boy' theory wrong
S007PS who is a BIGBOY is
far from gone....

yes im not going anywhere(internet permitting)  just yet bitches....